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it takes two assholes…

…to leave dog shit on the bikepath. nothing makes me angrier than seeing someone not clean up after their dog. actually… there is something: not seeing it, as that makes it more likely that i’ll step on the horribly stinky gross stuff. took me the whole day to clean up the mess from yesterday’s run. the shoe was left out in the sun for 6 hours so the shit could dry and then be scraped off, then i did the clorox soak thing, grass rubbing ritual, and finally i had to spray the sole with 1/2 a bottle of lysol. what a waste of time! all because a friggin’ moron can’t bend over to clean up after THEIR OWN dog!

getting ready for a night run. with my luck i’ll be blessed with more shit.

{ 7 comments… add one }
  • Jessica Deline July 31, 2006, 4:38 pm

    Unreal. I agree that is VERY annoying. Sorry you had to step in it 🙁 Hope you had a shit-free run last night!

  • ~gnatty~ August 1, 2006, 3:39 am


  • angie's pink fuzzy August 1, 2006, 4:13 am

    I hate it when dog owners do that! Especially when they do it where there’s signage stating it’s illegal.

  • Chris August 1, 2006, 3:24 am

    I can top that from many thousands of miles of cycling.

    Sometimes when cleaning my bike, I would find pieces of “roadkill meat” hanging from the derailer cables. Fortunately it was dried, kind of like jerky.

    Damn inconsiderate raccoons…..ha ha


  • Robb August 1, 2006, 5:10 pm

    Blah! That’s not so nice. People can be thoughtless.

  • runr53 August 5, 2006, 7:12 pm

    Hey! Maybe thats whats wrong with my running lately! That I haven’t spent hours cleaning goose poop from my shoes after daily runs! Now fess up, you just wanted to mention shit in your blog so you’d get more hits now didn’t ya! Run Good!

  • matt August 8, 2006, 7:58 pm

    can i lump in that asshole that keeps having his dog crap on my front lawn every morning and doesn’t pick it up? i am thinking of setting up a sting complete with a net that falls from the sky on the two bastards.

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