headline: “public option may be dropped from final health care bill”
i say: — “health insurance companies rejoice: more people allowed to buy into a severely broken system”
headline: “china ignores appeals, executes briton”
i say: — “stop doing business with china already”
headline: “rep. mark kirk’s sexual orientation questioned in gop opponent’s ad”
i say: — “why should it matter?”
headline: “e. coli O157:H7 outbreak results in beef recall for 248,000 pounds of meat”
i say: — “and the packages had the usda seal of inspection on them”
headline: “exposure to tobacco smoke leads to emphysema”
i say: — “and the news is?”
headline: “pot-stuffed teddy bear found at california toy store”
i say: — “just legalize the stuff already”
go ahead, hate me. homicide grants more compassion than suicide.
